Ian Crawford
Accident Avoidance Training for Cutlery Users

Have a Safe 2018

Cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford will be performing at the Buxton & Edinburgh Fringe Festivals in 2018.

Accident Avoidance for Cutlery Users was recognised with a Festival Fringe Comedy Award Nomination in 2017 see more details

Book your training now! Ian is available for comedy clubs, theatres, festivals, corporate training and for special functions. You can see Ian at a comedy venue near you and at a range of special gigs and festivals.

Contact Ian:

spoonsense @ gmail.com
Twitter @spoonsense

Click below to listen to the hit song

 "Leave some room for the spoon"

 

Deadly Serious

Health & Safety really has gone mad courtesy of Ian Crawford, an adviser from the Steel & Cutlery Manufacturers Association.

Ian Crawford is a Curve Theatre Comedy Competition Winner,  (Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival) and a former Daily Telegraph Edinburgh Open-Mic Finalist.

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'**** Forget the stars - this is a five spoon show!

'One of the best character acts I saw last year'
- Comedy Scene 

'Inspired character comedy with a gentle bite' - What's On Now.

'What he has to share is deadly serious, and you'd be forking mad to miss him'. ENTS 24

 

Do You know?

  • Do you know how to safely operate a butter knife?
     
  • Do you know how to minimise injury from an unsupervised fork?
     
  • Do you have "Spoon-Sense"?
     
  • There are 4 or 5 cutlery related deaths each year in the UK!
     
  • Fork injuries are up 7%
     
  • The teaspoon is now deadlier than the knife!
     
​Wise Words...
“Shakespeare  once said that  the pen is mightier than the Sword but remember that the teaspoon can sometimes be more dangerous than the butter knife!”
Ian Crawford